Haikews!

We always knew that Reading the news is for squares, But this seals the deal.

Dec 19th

Cheney tells Rahm he Should keep the Veep under Control - should we be laughing?

Dec 19th

Graceful under fire, Our presidential dodger Caps his legacy.

Dec 19th

People prefer web to sex by healthy margin That is not healthy.

Dec 18th

Soft drinks may get a hard tax in New York.  Pays for fat Sabbathia.

Dec 18th

Now that all of those Annoying reporters left Let’s re-clog the tubes.

Dec 18th

Gondola crashes at Whistler.  Canada, where is your Mitt Romney.

Dec 18th

Does anyone else Think cheap oil is bad?  Oh, Hello there OPEC.

Dec 18th

Neener Neener says Blagojevich.  Court says you Cannot impeach me.

Dec 18th

Now safe to visit The Land of Smiles - just don’t bring An Economist.

Dec 18th

Two trillion bucks Go poof.  The implications To be determined

Dec 17th

Wheelchair genius says Lookout for Borg. Beware the Assimilation

Dec 17th

People that live in Blown up houses, cast thee not The first payback shoe

Dec 16th

Rod Blagojavich Good at being corrupt and Having a weird name.

Dec 16th

Benchmark Interest Rate cut near zero.  Finance Poetry is bad.

Dec 16th

The Supreme Court is In the tank for Obama Dirty foreigner

Dec 9th

Only give the money To companies that won’t fail? That sounds too simple.

Dec 9th

Now nothing makes sense Today the US Exports Rice to India

Dec 3rd

Great Depression Song Bro Can You Spare A Dime.  Now? Chinese Democracy

Dec 3rd

Saxby Chambliss wins But Minnesota might make Fifty-Nine funny

Dec 3rd