Latest on twitter:
Funnyman Franken
Actually wins a seat
in Senate. For now.
Tim Kaine appointed
DNC chairman. Hey, Tim!
Show us your best scream!
We always knew that
Reading the news is for squares,
But this seals the deal.
People prefer web
to sex by healthy margin
That is not healthy.
Soft drinks may get a
hard tax in New York. Pays for
fat Sabbathia.
Now that all of those
Annoying reporters left
Let’s re-clog the tubes.